Your name is JAMES KALENIUS. You are far too interested in computers, and some of your friends believe you to be a CYBORG. This would probably be accurate if the world worked as you wanted it to, but as you are a child this is NOT THE CASE. But you can’t help it. Since you were born you have been SURROUNDED BY COMPUTERS, and have acclimated to them and the culture around them, by which I mean you are a SOMEWHAT OBNOXIOUS FANBOY of FREE SOFTWARE, especially LISP, which you insist at all opportunities is the one true language, from which many otherwise godly hackers have DEVIATED.
You’ve been developing a new game using your crazy skills with some assistance from a MYSTERIOUS FRIEND. You’re not really sure why because you think game programming is SACRILEGE to the power of computation. You’ve started distributing this game to your fellow #yackfesters for alpha testing. Your nick is receptorProtagonist and you tend to (feel the need to) clarify what it is you mean (in writing (or typing) or speech) (sometimes exhaustively) via parentheticized interjections (like this).
Your name is JAMES KALENIUS. You are far too interested in computers, and some of your friends believe you to be a CYBORG. This would probably be accurate if the world worked as you wanted it to, but as you are a child this is NOT THE CASE. But you can’t help it. Since you were born you have been SURROUNDED BY COMPUTERS, and have acclimated to them and the culture around them, by which I mean you are a SOMEWHAT OBNOXIOUS FANBOY of FREE SOFTWARE, especially LISP, which you insist at all opportunities is the one true language, from which many otherwise godly hackers have DEVIATED.
You’ve been developing a new game using your crazy skills with some assistance from a MYSTERIOUS FRIEND. You’re not really sure why because you think game programming is SACRILEGE to the power of computation. You’ve started distributing this game to your fellow #yackfesters for alpha testing. Your nick is receptorProtagonist and you tend to (feel the need to) clarify what it is you mean (in writing (or typing) or speech) (sometimes exhaustively) via parentheticized interjections (like this).
| Attributes | |
|---|---|
| Build Grist | 20 |
| Vitality Vial | 50 |
| Mangrit | 8 |
| Vim | 5 |
| Fleetness | 5 |
| Gambit | 4 |
| Imagination | 6 |
Strife Specibus
(from template, obv.)
| Barber’s Best Friend | ||
|---|---|---|
| Specibus | Blade-kind | |
| Trait | Spreading | On a successful hit adjacent enemies take half the damage of the primary target. |
| This rather sharp little number offers the closest of shaves to all your enemies. | ||